worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
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my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
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We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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