what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
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I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
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Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
This is my gift to your gina
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
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