So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
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Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
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She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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