At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
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He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
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The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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