Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
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you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
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Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
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