Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
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SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
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There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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