I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
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remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
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I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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