none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
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