We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
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this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
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FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
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