Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
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Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
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I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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