windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
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Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
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I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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