Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
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She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
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Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
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