I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
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you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
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I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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