My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
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Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
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I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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