Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
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Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
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I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
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