Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
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Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
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Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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