Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
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Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
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He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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