Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
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one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
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Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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