Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
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I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
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i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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