there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
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New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
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I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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