You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
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WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
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All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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