Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
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False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
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we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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