My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
More tranny stories later!
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
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she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
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Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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