My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
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I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
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Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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