She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
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He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
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i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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