omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
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The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
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I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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