Do vagina's smell?
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
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She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
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No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
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