By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
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he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
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Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
A bitchslap is in order.
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