As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
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It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
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I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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