Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
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FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
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Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Someone stole a lamp last night.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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