her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
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Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
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If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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