Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
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Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
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I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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