Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
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i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
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I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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