I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
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I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
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Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
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