yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
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Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
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New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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