Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
So I just walked in on one of our neighbors having sex...on our couch.
WHAT?!
He apologized for staining our couch, then asked if he could make me a drink. Pretty sure he was still inside her while we were talking.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
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MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
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that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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