that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
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All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
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Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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