Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
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she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
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My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
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