I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
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Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
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I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
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I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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