If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
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look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
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Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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