did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
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defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
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I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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