i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
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just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
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My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
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Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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