i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
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The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
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He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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