You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
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You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
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I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
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