i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
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You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
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Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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