And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
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Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
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It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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