i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
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he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
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Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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