you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
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Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
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Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
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