Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
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Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
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I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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