SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
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My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
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Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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